It's a TEST

Almost every day we drive down Winding Brook Drive to the Y. There's a sign on the left that's been there for at least a decade. TEST: How many acres are for sale?

1. 75
2. 25
3. 52
4. 57

I'm not going to tell you you should know the answer because by now.

If you aren't sure then wake up. There are days when we must ask ourselves: Do I remember even driving to the Y??? (NOTE: this question is not a test question - it's merely to energize your critical analysis of the Early Morning Workout)

I did my two miles in the pool this morning and I noticed something. Which of the following is correct:

1. The water was too warm, again
2. There are new backstroke flags
3. The homemade swimteam banners have been removed
4. S.L.B. was wearing a new bathing suit
5. All of the above

I you answered #2, try again. I'm still not showing you my cards....

OK I am still having fun goading you all. Puzzles are supposed to be good for old brains. Which of the following signs did you encounter on your visit to the Y this week?

1. America on the Move is doing stuff
2. There are weekend pool closures scheduled for the fall
3. You can sign up for the Zumbathon (whatever the hell that is)
4. Toilet #2 in the ladies isn't working
5. There's a new class on Monday's that involves "intervals"

If you answered #4 you're WRONG. That was last week. Funny the way time plays havoc with our small brains.

Please help me defeat the myth that athletes are brain dead little slugs only interested in such complex issues as the positive side of Muscle Milk. TEST: What is
"Muscle Milk"?

1. A milk made out of muscles
2. Something sweet and tasty that is expensive, so it must be good for you
3. An important part of a balanced breakfast
4. None of the above

ANSWER: #2. I like Strawberry.

xxx