Funk

I have 1753 songs, good for 5.1 days, taking up 10.94 GB of storage space in my music library. Why, then, does it seem like I'm listening to the same songs over and over again???

BECAUSE I AM. I have three shuffles that I use when I work out. Each one is a different color, with different tunes, that I choose from depending on my outfit, my workout, my mood, and whether or not it's working because I'm constantly forgetting to turn the stupid things off and running the batteries down.

According to my math, which is NOT reliable, I should have enough music to keep me mildly entertained for 48.96 workouts. That leaves 263.04 workouts/year when I'm listening to repeats. When I get to a point where all I'm doing is flipping through tunes until I get one that doesn't annoy me it's time to do something crazy. Like download Rihanna's latest album Talk Talk Talk.

Which I did. It's got a good beat, very funky, but the lyrics are totally teenage dork.

I always wonder what everyone else is listening to except for Buttface. She looks like she sleeps in her car. She listens to hip hop, REALLY LOUD, so I'm giving her a break because she must at least wish she was cool. One never knows what lurks inside those earbuds and other people's brains.

When I'm feeling kind of funky, and need a good workout so I can also smell funky like the teenagers that stalk the place on weekends, there's nothing like a few funkadelic tunes to get me going, but I'm definitely in a music funk.

OK yes, so I'll keep surfing and spending money on MP3s. What do YOU listen to? Any good suggestions???????????????????????????? HELP!!!