As Seen on TV

I've been off work and the Y for a week with a really bad cold. During this delerious and strange time spent at home, camped out in front of my TV, I've learned many, many useful things. I thought I'd share a few with you:

• You should buy term life insurance because some day you are going to die (no questions asked)


• Cialis should not be taken if you drink substantial amounts of alcohol (which is probably why you are taking Cialis in the first place, you yutz!)


• Crunchy Nut cereal is fun and tasty so you should buy it! (FYI, according to the NY Times, this new cereal is 35.5% sugars by weight, compared to Chips Ahoy cookies, which are 31.3% sugars by weight...)


• There are animals out there wearing FAKE EARS pretending to be the Easter Bunny (I am not sure why)


• Kettleball is just a stupid ball with a handle (in case you wondered about dropping that $100 fee for the class at the Y that does not include a kettleball)

Daytime TV sucks.


So I turn off the tube and doze, cough, snort, hork, and then make another cup of tea, just for fun. That's when I get to read another Salada teabag saying. "Edison thought a watt about electricity." HA HA HA!


Where's the clicker????????????


I'm doing better. I think my delicate sense of humor is returning. Wonder Woman asked me yesterday how I did my first day back in the water. I told her that unlike being in the fitness center, if you have to spit in the pool no one will know.


I missed you guys. It's nice to be getting back on my feet again.